'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.' --- Anonymous
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ---Rodney Dangerfield
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' ---Sam Kinison
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... ---------- Nash
The great question ... which I have not been able to answer ... is, 'What does a woman want? --- Dumas
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. --- Sacha Guitry
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ----Henny Youngman
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. ----- Anonymous
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ---- Sigmund Freud
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.. David Bissonette
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. ----- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. --------Anonymous
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' --- James Holt McGavra
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous
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