PJ Jokes

1. What author would you suggest some one who wants to explore Australia ?
Sydney Sheldon :)

2. Which animal can pick up the maximum weight ?
Murga - Mohalle ko udata hein :)

Management Jokes

Joke 1

There was a question of 5 marks.

1. How to kill Ant?

Mix Chili Powder With Sugar
& Give It To Ant.
After Having That
The Ant Will Go In Search Of Water
Somewhere Near A Water Tank.
When The Ant Reaches The Tank,
Push It Into The Tank,
Now The Ant Fully Soaked In Water,
It Wil Go To Dry Himself Near Fire.
When It Reaches Near Fire,
Put A Bomb In Fire,
It Will Be Injured In The Blast.
Then Admit The Wounded Ant In Icu.
Remove Oxygen Mask & Kill It.

Don;t mess with management students, we can answer the question for 15 marks also.

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Joke 2

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

PJ Jokes - How to make one.

I just realized how PJ's are made.

1. Word play
2. Using same word having double meaning.
3. Using phrase of words

1. Word Play
Oxford means bell-gadi.

carpet - Use Car and go.

2. Using words having double meaning

Stationary & Stationery
Student getting late for exam ?

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A work has to be done in New Delhi, whom would you chose ?
a) Operation Guy
b) Finance Guy
c) Marketing Guy

Ans
b) Finance Guy - He knows the capital well.

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Steal/Steel + Principal/Principle.
desert/dessert

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3. Phrase
How would you go to Delhi while in u r room ?
Jet of Stream. Use jet to fly.

4. Technical Jargons
Why does Volatility always smile ?
Volatility smile.