PJ Jokes - How to make one.

I just realized how PJ's are made.

1. Word play
2. Using same word having double meaning.
3. Using phrase of words

1. Word Play
Oxford means bell-gadi.

carpet - Use Car and go.

2. Using words having double meaning

Stationary & Stationery
Student getting late for exam ?

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A work has to be done in New Delhi, whom would you chose ?
a) Operation Guy
b) Finance Guy
c) Marketing Guy

Ans
b) Finance Guy - He knows the capital well.

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Steal/Steel + Principal/Principle.
desert/dessert

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3. Phrase
How would you go to Delhi while in u r room ?
Jet of Stream. Use jet to fly.

4. Technical Jargons
Why does Volatility always smile ?
Volatility smile.