Must Ream for poetry

http://www.prayogshala.com/poems/

Poem 3 - Jism Mit Jaane se kab Hastiyan mita kerti hein

Jism mit jaane se
kab hastiyan mitta kerti hein,
Jajba rahe kayam to
Manjilein mila kerti hein,

Ghut Ghut ker jeene se acha hein,
ki kuch ker gujar jaayein,
Desh ke khatir merne waaloin ki
hasti hi rha kerti hein,

Murda soach abhi tak laddi hein,
to hi aise hukammuran chuna kerti hein,
Udo ki lalkara hein wakt ne,
Isliye Bharat mein maayion santan jana kerti hein

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जिस्म मिट जाने से
कब हस्तियां मिटा करती है।
जज्बा रहे कायम तो
मंजिले भी मिला करती है।
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घुट घुट कर जीने से अच्छा है
…कि कुछ कर गुजर जाएं
देश की खातिर मरने वालो
की ही हस्ती रहा करती है।
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मुर्दा सोच अभी तक लदी है,
तो ही ऐसे हुक्मरान चुना करती है।
उठो कि ललकारा है वक्त ने
इसीलिए भारत में मांए संतान जना करती है।

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http://san4851.wordpress.com/2011/05/09/desh-bhakti-hindi-poem-jism-mit-jane-se/

Poem 2 -Dushyant Kumar - Ho Gayi hein peer

Ho gayi hein peer, parvat se pighalni chahiye,
Iss Himalya se koi Ganga pighalni chahiye,

Aaj yeh deewar pardoin se hilne lagi hein,
per shart thi ki yeh buniyaad hilni chahiye,

Her sadak per, her gali mein, her nager, her gaon mein,
hath lehrate hui laash si chalni chahiye,

Sirf hangama khada kerna mera maksad nahi,
meri koshish hein ki yeh surat badalni chahiye,

Mere seene mein nahi, to tere seene mein sahi,
Ho kahin bhi aaj, lekin aag jalni chahiye.

Jokes on JATT

Punjabi jatt riding on buffalo
Policeman stopped him and ask
Policeman: Licence kad oye, tera chalan katu, helmet kitthe hai?
Jatt: Oye bhutni deya, thale vekh, eh four wheeler hai.

Nurse:mubarak ho thare ghar chora hoya h.
Appu: k technology aa gi,
lugai meri hospital me ar chor ghar me.

Master:kunsi book thamne jyada madad kare h?
Appu :Mere babu ki Cheque book.

Appu: Tera babu kitne sal ka hai.
Pappu: jitne ka me hun.
Appu: nu kukar?
Pappu:Jis Din Mai hoya tha Use din oh babu bna tha.

Master:balko btao india ka jhanda sab te pehla kit lahraya gya tha.
Appu:thodi der soch ke bolya.
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hawa me.

Jokes on Rajnikanth

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.


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Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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. Emran hashmi.


Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate..
So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….
That building is now known as…
…THE WHITE HOUSE…;)

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Ranjneenakth and GOd had a flight few thousand years back,
And now GOD is in Heavean.

PJ Jokes

1. What author would you suggest some one who wants to explore Australia ?
Sydney Sheldon :)

2. Which animal can pick up the maximum weight ?
Murga - Mohalle ko udata hein :)

Management Jokes

Joke 1

There was a question of 5 marks.

1. How to kill Ant?

Mix Chili Powder With Sugar
& Give It To Ant.
After Having That
The Ant Will Go In Search Of Water
Somewhere Near A Water Tank.
When The Ant Reaches The Tank,
Push It Into The Tank,
Now The Ant Fully Soaked In Water,
It Wil Go To Dry Himself Near Fire.
When It Reaches Near Fire,
Put A Bomb In Fire,
It Will Be Injured In The Blast.
Then Admit The Wounded Ant In Icu.
Remove Oxygen Mask & Kill It.

Don;t mess with management students, we can answer the question for 15 marks also.

http://www.smsblaze.com/

Joke 2

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.