Jokes on JATT

Punjabi jatt riding on buffalo
Policeman stopped him and ask
Policeman: Licence kad oye, tera chalan katu, helmet kitthe hai?
Jatt: Oye bhutni deya, thale vekh, eh four wheeler hai.

Nurse:mubarak ho thare ghar chora hoya h.
Appu: k technology aa gi,
lugai meri hospital me ar chor ghar me.

Master:kunsi book thamne jyada madad kare h?
Appu :Mere babu ki Cheque book.

Appu: Tera babu kitne sal ka hai.
Pappu: jitne ka me hun.
Appu: nu kukar?
Pappu:Jis Din Mai hoya tha Use din oh babu bna tha.

Master:balko btao india ka jhanda sab te pehla kit lahraya gya tha.
Appu:thodi der soch ke bolya.
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hawa me.