Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Jokes on Rajnikanth

Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?

If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.


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NV

Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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. Emran hashmi.


Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate..
So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes….
That building is now known as…
…THE WHITE HOUSE…;)

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Ranjneenakth and GOd had a flight few thousand years back,
And now GOD is in Heavean.

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